Latte Day Saints

Jamie Trwth

Sometimes we make the things we call evil or of the devil. Someone once told me.

People are going to be surprised when they find out that the devil didn’t do all that we give him credit for.

Jamie Trwth

Need I Say More?

Jamie Trwth

In my opinion there is too much emphasis on getting new members into the church and not enough energy on keeping the ones who are inactive. The inactives in the Church out number the actives in the Church. Their are counted as members why not count them in the seats on Sunday.

Jamie Trwth

Maybe it was the Tur-Duc-Hen he ate for Thanksgiving or it was the influence of his children’s rap music, but either way Bishop Digby has fallen off of his rocker.

Jamie Trwth

Researching Jewish dietary restriction the other day I found a couple of interesting facts.¹ One being some Kosher (Kashurt) foods are foods that are never mixed with certain other foods.Which gave Latte Day Saints a wonderful opportunity to write this Blogtoon. I have heard the Mormon analogy of milk before meat. Meaning: You must get through the “soft” things of Mormonism before you can start to deal with the harsher or “Hard” substance of Mormonism.

Once a Missionary placed some harder truths before me during a “Milk” lesson. I believe I handled the Non-Kosher teachings very well. His companion didn’t look too thrilled during the process though.

Jamie Trwth (-;

1. The other interesting fact being the children of Israel were Bedouin. If shrimp was transported from the ocean to where they were living, in the middle of the desert, there would be no way of keeping it fresh and much of the population would perished from eating spoiled seafood. This may have been Gods reason for them not to consume Shellfish. [↩]

Jamie Trwth

Articles of Faith #9

Some “Rumors of Mormondom” state that God created the earth 6 to 7 thousand years ago and only scattered around dinosaur bones to through us off other clues. Other rumors state that the dinosaur bones came from other planets that God created.

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There’s a famous LDS joke that goes like this:

Did you hear the Church is going to start ordaining babies to the office of High Priest?

It’s the only guaranteed way to get them to sleep straight through Sacrament.

Jamie Trwth

In Mormon doctrine Kolob is the planet closest to God. It is the first created planet and 1 year is equal to 1,000 years. Just as one day is equal to 1,000 days etc.

Jamie Trwth